i love being bisexual and nonbinary. i have not and never will make a decision in my entire life

biggest rule of tumblr is to make a blog you enjoy and only post what you want otherwise you're getting into the territory of loser behavior.. nothing matters but you and your blog and maybe the fun you have with some mewchies along the way

• Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

• In a Fight.

i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

This is why I decided to learn how to bake.

brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?

Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake

Quest: a retired Big Bad wants to curse their enemies but at this point has more treasure than mana so they want to hire the party as Curse Boys

i know good things are coming my way and i deserve them.

the "gays" (my mutuals) on twitter are going wild over this tiktok. and uh. yeah

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

HOT DRAGON FACT

some can breathe fire

COOL DRAGON FACT

some can breathe ice

SHOCKING DRAGON FACT

some can breathe lightning

at some point every women’s clothing brand decided that no one needs office clothes anymore and everyone dresses like an aspiring IG influencer. what the fuck are these clothes. 

ALT

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